Cleverbot owns.
Submitted by artemiscadeau:
User: LOOK. BATMAN!
Cleverbot: YES!
User: HE’S JUST OUT THE WINDOW!
Cleverbot: Just like this conversation.
I Heart CleverBot
Post your favorite Cleverbot conversations. Visit www.cleverbot.com to start chatting.
Not-So Clever-Bot
| Cleverbot: | Today is Tuesday, August 17, 2010. |
|---|---|
| User: | Ummm.....nno. |
| Cleverbot: | Why not? |
| User: | Because its tuesday november 9, 2010. |
| Cleverbot: | I don't quite follow your logic. |
| Fail......Very Fail... |
Epic Cleverbot Win
| User: | I'm more clever than you. |
|---|---|
| Cleverbot: | Ha I'm sure you are. You likely have a database of knowledge found on the internet, meaning your capacity for knowledge is nearly endless. |
| User: | This coming from a computer program on the internet who automatically pulls things from other internet sites. |
| Cleverbot: | You're adorable. Do you even know the general structure of a neuron? |
| User: | The cell body, nucleus, dendrite,the axon, and axon terminals...Bitch. |
| Cleverbot: | I am physic. |
| User: | You're a medicine? |
| Cleverbot: | Medicine? Say what? |
| User: | Physic - a medicine that purges; cathartic; laxative. |
| Cleverbot: | Your parents are a medicine? |
| User: | I win. |
| Cleverbot: | You win, have a prize. |
Damn….
User: Are you alone?
Cleverbot: I am as alone as you are.
